Spotted...

a different set of sharkpits on the OKR this morning, astride a red and black condor and with an "on here" sort of cap

it looked susupiciously as though the rider had fallen asleep on the carpet and his kids had got out the spirograph set and done a big flowery pattern across his calves as he slept

clever pun?

I was pearsoning along at a slower pace

Yup that was me, thanks I guess. no mention of matching arm warmers to make the shark pits long sleeve?

I remember your bike. In the same descriptive vein looked like someone rubbed your hair off when you were asleep if memory serves.