• 7 hours Brighton to Cornwall? What were you in, a go kart? It only takes me 8 hours Aberdeen to London!

    Yeah, but a lot of that is on motorways. Brighton to Cornwall you're doing 28mph all the way behind a tractor.

    I came back from Norfolk to Yorkshire a couple of weeks back. Took me nearly five hours, averaged about 30mph. Bit of nightmare journey, and to top it off I got a fucking speeding ticket for doing 60 in a 50 zone on the A1.

    I think I only hit 60 for about 200 yards of the whole journey. I was gutted.

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