• ^^I like that watch.What watch is that? My everyday watch is a £5 Casio and it makes me look a bit special needs. I could really do with a less special needs watch.

    And as for carrying guns and knives everywhere - it's not The Bourne Identity out there. What is it that makes people feel so threatened? I mean, what's the worst that can...

    FUCKING HELL! A BEAR JUST CAME IN THE ROOM! I'LL FIGHT IT OFF WITH MY....

    Pez dispenser.

    Fuck. I wish I had a Glock or a knife.

    AIEEE!!!! SCREAM! YELL! crunch SPLAT! ROAR!!!!

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