• I'd like to see a swiss army knife that has no knife, only genuinely useful features.

    Such as:

    Chip fork.

    Knickerbockerglory spoon.

    bubble blower.

    Pizza wheel.

    moustache comb

    a little magnetic stick for getting lost staples out of keyboards

    A Nintendo DS stylus

    A kazoo.

    A BBQ scraper.

    I'd buy one with that kind of stuff on it.

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