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I was walking down the street the other day with Jeremy Clarkson when he slipped, fell and dislocated both his knees. Poor chap. Luckily we were a matter of metres away from the A&E department.
I scooped him up and had just begun to carry him down the road towards the hospital, when the police stopped me and charged me with carrying an offensive weapon.