What's in your bag? / Everyday carry (EDC)

This man talks my language.

Four pocket taps for me.
Wallet
Phone
Keys
Inhaler.

If I meet the necessary criteria for each pocket tap I may proceed.

I often find my self doing it as I ride, just to be doubley sure.

#DoesThisMakeMeAnOCDMentalist?

I do this, phone, keys, wallet. They go in the exact same pocket every time too, unless I'm wearing a jacket with an inside pocket, then the phone gets promoted to inside jacket pocket, the wallet too if it will fit.

I don't 'do' coins, and hate carrying cash, pay for everything with my card if possible. I hate having stuff in my pockets!

what is the brass key chain thaang? looks sweet!

I have to double check each time I leave the house, I'm so paranoid.

Phone
Keys
cardholder
stick of dextrose tablets
insulin
D-lock on my belt

I'm intrigued by the group of you carrying pen knives, I used to carry one with me until the laws changed and then stopped. Are pen knives still ok? There has been several occasions where a problem would have been easily rectified with a penknife on hand.

Just found this, http://www.bkcg.co.uk/guide/law.html Pen knives are ok to carry around provided the blade is no larger than 3". It does however become an offensive weapon in certain places the same way any other tool would be. Handy to know!

I was walking down the street the other day with Jeremy Clarkson when he slipped, fell and dislocated both his knees. Poor chap. Luckily we were a matter of metres away from the A&E department.

I scooped him up and had just begun to carry him down the road towards the hospital, when the police stopped me and charged me with carrying an offensive weapon.

boom boom happy fridays

h'aithankyew...

Pipe

Tobacco

Webley Service revolver

Selection of skeleton keys.

Small crowbar/jemmy

Glass cutter

Brass skull headed Pez dispenser

Cock ring

Small bag of uncut diamonds.

Whoopee cushion.

Rohypnol.

wow big pockets

isn't there a euph about pockets

clowns, thats it

And otter's.

cause knives are super handy. i live on a boat, im often out of the city, a knife makes sense.

I live in a house and I've a certain amount of uses for knives.

For that reason I have 'drawers'. These are good for keeping knives in. A lot safer than a pocket, that's for sure. Perhaps you could get a drawer for your boat and keep your knife in it?

And as for being out of the city, where do you live? Next door to Mad Max? Not being near a Subway is no reason to carry a nasty looking knife like that. What would you do with it? Whittle yourself a fucking sandwich?

Give me, say, three reasons you'd need a lock knife in the country or otherwise (other than for repeatedly stabbing a cow at night for sheer sexual gratification) and I'll stop waffling on.

Give me, say, three reasons you'd need a lock knife in the country
You've already answered that yourself.

otters

Vicious little cunts.

^^^^ you keep your watch in your pocket?

I nearly always have a Swiss Army pen knife in my pocket, have done since I was given one as a birthday present 30 odd years ago.

yup draws are handy, i have some, some have knives in.

I'm not so keen on carrying large kitchen knives in my mouth like a pirate when im on deck.
and last time i put a stanley knife in my pocket it ended up in my foot

Vicious little cunts.

never even seen an otters cunt!?

^^^ http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/171104/Carrying-a-Swiss-Army-knife-could-land-in-court-

i like the idea of making lunch on the move. when travelling i found a knife very useful. now i dont need to make laughing cow and cucmber sandwhiches for long bus,train,boat journys (this wasnt its only use) but i might start doing it again. not that i am on long journeys anymore but could be nice change from the expensive plastic packaged sarnies. fuck yeah. i'm gonna get a new knife. yes. cant take em on planes tho.... hmmmmm fucking airport food.

put your swiss army in your camera bag they never see it on the xray scan

^^^ http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/171104/Carrying-a-Swiss-Army-knife-could-land-in-court-

Mine is not a locking one, the largest blade is under 3" and is folding.

The feature I use most often are the scissors.

yup draws are handy, i have some, some have knives in.

I'm not so keen on carrying large kitchen knives in my mouth like a pirate when im on deck.
and last time i put a stanley knife in my pocket it ended up in my foot

I love the idea of a family on a leisurely boating holiday cruising past some chappy with a breadknife in his gob with a dead seagull on one shoulder, screaming 'YO HO HO' at them while swigging Captain Morgan's.

^^^ http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/171104/Carrying-a-Swiss-Army-knife-could-land-in-court-

Following legal advice, Mr Knowles admitted possessing an offensive weapon. But he condemned the law as “stupid”.
Mr Knowles & his lawyer are fucking stupid then.

Police apologise to Foulkes over knife caution.

[Edit] Or maybe not.

he had made an alleged threat that he was going to use a knife to harm someone.

I'd like to see a swiss army knife that has no knife, only genuinely useful features.

Such as:

Chip fork.

Knickerbockerglory spoon.

bubble blower.

Pizza wheel.

moustache comb

a little magnetic stick for getting lost staples out of keyboards

A Nintendo DS stylus

A kazoo.

A BBQ scraper.

I'd buy one with that kind of stuff on it.

^ I want your life.