Spotted...

nah, this place is fakengers only

Guy on a white Dolan with orange 'Spok front going down Colworth road E11 earlier, didn't look very ON HERE?! tbh but incase you are, hi

Saw a guy on a red colnago with white spok on both wheels down by Mare St Hackney this afternoon around 1pm. If you're on here....'hi'.

Did the London to Brighton yesterday, bumped into a couples of ss (possibly fixed) bikes having a beer at around the half way mark. Got to Ditchling then had to walk, never going to happen fixed. Awesome day out, And loved seeing a farm shop called Fannys

PinkGottiMobbs in waitrose holloway road today

^ I was in there today. Spotted no one.

On the way home I did see someone riding up Tufnell Park Rd on a Giant Omnium. They had LFGSS cap, proper on here headwear.

I spotted a gorgeously rich purple (maroon possibly) mud-guarded fixie, out on Beddlestead this morning. "Chapeau'd" the mustachio'd gent piloting it up the worst of the incline." Extra kudos if you are on here.

^^That would be me. You weren't the single speeder with no rear brake were you?

Certainly not. I was on foot carrying a newly purchased breadmaker.

I didn't think so. Someone who buys a breadmaker from Waitrose would never ride such a death trap!

bumped into and DAS'd Mr Pootsmanuva aka the courierenger formerly known as messengerface along farringdon road this morning.

not sure if he's 'on here' yet (keep at it poots). but nice chatting nonetheless.

Certainly not. I was on foot carrying a newly purchased breadmaker.

A breadmaker from Waitrose? 10s across the board from the north London middle class judging panel, tho I doubt you'll be allowed back into Yorkshire if they ever get wind of that.

Please, please tell me that the girl in COMPLETELY see-through mesh bike shorts with no underwear on, Brooke St to West Carriage Drive / Bayswater Road, Hyde Park at 8:30AM is on here....
Geared beater, makeshift-gaffa-tape-mudguard on rear rack.

Why do you want her to be ON HERE?

I inadvertently followed a girl in see-through mesh shorts for a good 15 minutes a few weeks back. Kept alternating between thinking "nice pants, love" and "maybe I should say something but then she'll think I'm some kind of weirdo" so I basically just rode behind her sheepishly until there was enough room to overtake both her and her boyfriend.

What sort of man lets his girlfriend go out on her bike with her knickers shining through her shorts?

the sort who doesn't live in the dark ages where he gets to tell his girlfriend what to wear?

middleofnowhere & malandro both repped.

Yeah, rep for Malandro. Last statement gets the gasface.

the sort who doesn't live in the dark ages where he gets to tell his girlfriend what to wear?

Please, please tell me that the guy in COMPLETELY see-through mesh bike shorts with no underwear on, Brooke St to West Carriage Drive / Bayswater Road, Hyde Park at 8:30AM is on here....
Geared beater, makeshift-gaffa-tape-mudguard on rear rack.

Guilty as charged! Nice that someone appreciates the last chicken in the window ;-)

PM'd

braker I've told you about that before. Your shorts aren't see-through enough. Try harder please.

Guilty as charged! Nice that someone appreciates the last chicken in the window ;-)

PM'd

More like "budgies being smuggled"

I can't believe I've just been outed as a male chauvinist pig. I'm deeply ashamed, of course. I can only apologise to the offended ladies.

braker I've told you about that before. Your shorts aren't see-through enough. Try harder please.

Emperor's new shorts?

More like "budgies being smuggled"

I'm packing a sparrowhawk, FYI.

just so long as you're not riding around sporting a foghorn leghorn.

i say i say i say.