Tired and emotional I was navigating the Lea Bridge road after a hot, sticky ride today. Left about a yard between myself and the curb while analysing a bit of stationary traffic and pondering a safe filter. Some twunt with posh boy hair on a classic city bike with an oh so jolly green paint job and a squish bat poking out the top of his 'Margaret Howell or whatever' Famous Five rambling bag comes belting past me on my left. I was a millisecond from adjusting to the side and would have left his marmalade sandwiches and maps of the Jurassic Coast scattered in a bloodied heap all over the pavement. I can only assume he was high on treacle pudding and real lemonade. What a scrotum !
Tired and emotional I was navigating the Lea Bridge road after a hot, sticky ride today. Left about a yard between myself and the curb while analysing a bit of stationary traffic and pondering a safe filter. Some twunt with posh boy hair on a classic city bike with an oh so jolly green paint job and a squish bat poking out the top of his 'Margaret Howell or whatever' Famous Five rambling bag comes belting past me on my left. I was a millisecond from adjusting to the side and would have left his marmalade sandwiches and maps of the Jurassic Coast scattered in a bloodied heap all over the pavement. I can only assume he was high on treacle pudding and real lemonade. What a scrotum !