Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Best story I ever heard.....

An English mate of a mate was wasted in a scottish pub.
Suddenly he had to vomitt massively
In the toilets he tried several cubical doors, untill one opened.
It was occupied though.
Still, the guy could'nt stop himself and throw up all over the poor bastard having a shite.
Then he remembered he was in a tough scottish pub, and drunken logic told him, things would get rough, thus he'd best get the first punch in.
So he smacked the guy shitting, and now socked in vomitt, in the nose as hard as he could, and ran off.

Probably means I'm a cnut. But I find that so funny.

That wasn't your mate of a mate, that was my mate of a mate – and he wasn't in a pub in Scotland, he was in a club in Cardiff. Get it right!

(I believed that story too until today :( )

<< Worst page ever.

It's not started well, that's true, but it might pick up.

What's with the new avatar Will? Did you get pinched?

Nah, just bought a couple of hotels.

Yeah but they're next to the prison. No one will want to stay there!

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I can get it in but it's a bit of a squash

^repped.

^^ also repped

total cow shit actually.

Worst page ever.
nope, theres been worse, the 2012 racsit rant killed the meme thread for days..........

^ some kind of win there

Not a fail, that's for certain

From here:
http://www.catflapfitter.co.uk/

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fuckin aye. Finally a woman that comes to her senses. If only they did back in the day when I was 18...

Who is that meant to be?

The chap from the Batman Premiere shooting in Aurora.

This guy.