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Upon spying a docking station, a complete fucking moron on a Boris Bike came to a complete stop, without warning in the middle of a bus lane on the hipster highway this morning. A couple of cyclists gave her some friendly advice as they swerved past, and as I was about to cruise by in my commuting Zen bubble, she tried to bunny-hop up the curb with the grace of a three-legged cow and flew over the bars for a lamppost face-plant before crumpling to an undignified heap on the pavement.
I couldn't muster the empathy to care about her condition and rolled past ambivalently.
Natural selection.