• he was wanking in his sleep...?

    My mate...yeah right.

    It's that old urban myth, don't you remember it from school

    'My mate was on his bed listening to his walkman, eyes closed....got his cock out and had a toss
    When he woke up there was a cup of tea at the side of his bed which his Mum had left for him'

    Biggest load of cobblers but I must've heard that from about 20 different people*

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