Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

^^ Without a lanyard in use, i'd much rather NOT be strapped in, thanks. I would however like to wear a fucking life vest, christ!

It's very much a 'proper' powerboat. Any idiot with $100,000 upwards can buy one.

Power it with twin Mercury 525s through Bravo I XR drives with Short Sport Masters and ITS gimbals and hit 96+ mph. Choose 700s with NXT1 gimbals and No. 6 uppers and lowers and you have a rocket sled exceeding 114 mph........

Love it. Darwinism hard at work

edit: what the fuck is a gimbal?