Please report dangerous drivers to the police - Roadsafe. Report to plod, not just whinge here.

Ahhh, the only thing that stops me converting to Judaism.

I've had the dubious pleasure of working with a chap that used to indulge in fruit / 50p self-docking after a few too many drinks.

He converted to Islam (not to inherit a fucking boatload of cash from his new bride's parents, oh no), and had his polar neck lopped off.

He kept it in a jar on his desk.