Football

No. I'm just fucking bored of reading the same old fucking shit.

OK, as you're feeling left out, shall we talk about the mighty Derby County?!

Can someone PM me when we're finished talking about the blue and red mickeys of Liverpool or when Chelsea have signed Hulk.

#kthxbye

Yeah if you want. Do you want to talk about our promotion before time? The investment company bleeding us dry? The investment by a US firm, that has stabilised the situation but left us short of players and looking to sell quickly when offers come in? The fact that the MD is now with Citeh (good move that, for him and Citeh). The fact we'll be lucky not to get relegated this season? That we've not won anything for a bit?
Where do you want to start?

Do you want to look at the shit period from 79-86? The shitter period from 2000-2008?
Claude Davis?
Mikkel Beck?
That fucking Australian who's name escapes me? Con Blatis?

Or Asa Asanovic? Igor Stimac? Robbie van der Laan? Paul Simpson (last player to score a hattrick for derby, 1996)?

Happy to help.

N'Zonzi on his way in too

I think Sammon was a very shrewd signing, ace in fact. 1 goal in 32 for Wigan

Smart move

What's the best website to watch the transfer deadline tonight?

What's the best website to watch the transfer deadline tonight?

SSN

Although that twat Swanson has his boat plastered all over the gaff with his mobile phone strategically placed on the desk in front of him

I don't get SSN with freeview though.

I think Sammon was a very shrewd signing, ace in fact. 1 goal in 32 for Wigan

Smart move

We tried to get him the season before. Moving to Wigan (from SPL) was a jump too far.

OK, as you're feeling left out, shall we talk about the mighty Derby County?!

NO talk about your own team

I think Sammon was a very shrewd signing, ace in fact. 1 goal in 32 for Wigan

Smart move

He is our budget Andy Carroll.

I don't get SSN with freeview though.

Watch it online then

That's what I meant - what's the best website for that?

guardian.

log on to the twattersphere
you'll hear where joey barton's going thats for sure

£15m so then you've lost £20m

Do your homework you mug

But he scored in the Cup Final. That must be worth something.

That's what I meant - what's the best website for that?

Some people need spoonfeeding

http://www1.skysports.com/transfer-centre/

But he scored in the Cup Final. That must be worth something.

....and I think they won the passing

....and I think they won the passing

No but they had some really neat shirt sponsorship.

But he scored in the Cup Final. That must be worth something.

So do Fernando, and all of a sudden he's amazeballs.

De Jong to AC.

Bendtner to Juve.

Sturridge to Liverpool?

Can't see it.

De Jong to AC.

Bought for £18m, sold for £3.5m

That's some Carrollesque deal going on their

£3.5m is a steal, he'll do well there

Liverpool now offering 'The English Messi' and cash for Dempsey