Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

from HHSB

Lets break it down...

• 650c front wheel
  
• left hand drive
  
• set back seat post
  
• saddle angle
  
• leopard print saddle
  
• toe clip covers
  
• snake skin deep V
  
• toe straps in upside down
  
• Chub hub
  
• rear valve(?!?!)
  
• white tyres
  
• chainring bolts (not only coloured, but multi coloured)
  
• leather top tube protector(?)
  
• untaped bars (that look like flopped n' chopped Nitto B123's / 125's)
  
  

It just keeps on giving.