Spotted around Essex

Saw someone on a green frame, deep pink rims and bullhorns in Basildon today. Cycling cap, must be someone on here?

he needs a better lock! cut straight through it.

he needs a better lock! cut straight through it.

eh?

Red frame,chrome deep v's chrome bullhorns... looked like a lagster was seen at Colchester train station around midday about 5 days ago?

Saw Some guy down Hornchurch road last night, i think it was green with either pink or white deep rims cant remember, probably same guy from basildon hah

People in Hornchurch are racist about people from Basildon?

Fuckin' hell.

Yeah well they think they're posh in Hornchurch. People in Upminster are racist about the rest of the world. Now thats POSH!

most of my fellow basildonians are racist feckers too. except for all the bloody forrins coming in and taking our council houses. farking bastards.

I miss basildon :(

People in Upminster aren't racist - they're xenophobic.

And anti semites.

my favourite pasttime involving people from upminster and romford is constantly referring to how they're in Essex not London.

Oi! ThrushBeard. I'm from Upminster.

Upminster, Essex you mean? :P

I'm only bitter about upminster because I once got caught there by missing last train home and only had £5 on me, drunkenly decided to walk back to basildon, turned the wrong way out of the station walked all the way across romford and back (when I finally realised where I was) and then had to walk all the way down the A127.

my favourite pasttime involving people from upminster and romford is constantly referring to how they're in Essex not London.

Whilst both Upminster and Romford are Both within the M25 and the boundaries of a London Borough (Havering), they're still the 'burbs and therefore technically Essex. Largely due to the RM postcode.

Upminster, Essex you mean? :P

Yeah of course Upminster, London, Essex. And I went to Gaynes in Upminster, London, Essex.

I went to Coopers. Do you ride a red frame with white forks and bars?

No, I ride an assortment of a Basso Loto in green and white with delta brakes or a lurid pink Rossin Super Record, that's when I'm in Upminster and a Basso Loto in blue and orange and a Faggin Campione del Mondo in lush blue with a new Rolls saddle (thanks to Wrongcog) when at home in Denmark.
You may see me shouting obscenities in Upminster on the first Wednesday and Thursday of each month.

I'm only bitter about upminster because I once got caught there by missing last train home and only had £5 on me, drunkenly decided to walk back to basildon, turned the wrong way out of the station walked all the way across romford and back (when I finally realised where I was) and then had to walk all the way down the A127.

Upminster is a bitter place so I don't blame you at all.

My mother told me that there's a "sweary bloke, you know - one of your lot..." (presumably a cyclist) "causing mayhem outside Waitrose".

I thought DJ had moved there.

Waitrose is the place to be seen. I often hang about there when Mother is buying milk.

I keep seeing FG heads around Romford and Hornchurch. It seems to be mostly when I'm not on my bike. Better start DASing.

They'll think you're having a pop at them.

i ride around romford, hornchurch and upminster mostly every night,

That's worrying.