Hip Hop Skid Bikes / Hipster Sleds / HHSB

Someone nicked my front skewer last year - it was a fraught 3mile ride home trying to work out whether to put extra weight up front so the axle wouldn't pop out of the fork-end, or to lean back ready to poke a wheelie when the wheel fell out. Extra weight seemed to work (even over speed ramps)

I haz a freecycle front skewer if you want?