Spotted around Essex

I'm only bitter about upminster because I once got caught there by missing last train home and only had £5 on me, drunkenly decided to walk back to basildon, turned the wrong way out of the station walked all the way across romford and back (when I finally realised where I was) and then had to walk all the way down the A127.

Upminster is a bitter place so I don't blame you at all.