Police spotting (junction watch)

I always ask these police if they are checking for drivers using mobiles. When they say no I act all shocked and disbelieving, then point a few out.

I suggest everyone try this. Oh and stop jumping red lights whilst you're doing it.
There was a gang of plods booking cyclists southbound on Tower Bridge Road yesterday, as they RLJd past the junction with Queen Elisabeth Street.

I rode past, clapping and sanctimoniously shouting "Well done, jolly good work there".

As an exercise in being a douche, I hopefully expressed my disdain for both the RLJers and the police action at the same time.