• Hey, dickhead on the red Allez.

    If you suddenly undertake some older chap at speed freaking him out, and the older chap starts politely but sternly having a go at you - consider that he might actually be fucking right, don't just laugh at him like the cunt you appear to be.

    And when some younger chap passes you and makes a wanker signal in your face, consider that he isn't referring to the older chap behind you, but is in fact making it at you, because you are a wanker.

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