2012 Pro-cycling season thread

Not entirely true. Calms your nerves so you can perform under pressure.
This can be performance enhancing in lots of situations.
You also don't have to smoke it so there's no harm to your lungs.

Slows the thinking, physical reflexes, really easily destracted, extreme hunger, blurred vision, spontaneous outbursts of laughter because that dog is SO funny, did you see it? Oh and a sudden predilection for dub. And staring at clouds

If the pro-peleton was using they'd be stopping at every patisserie. There'd be a riot at the feeding stations.