I confess...

a welll known model came in my bike shop with scored/damaged bb threads........"can i lube your bottom bracket" i asked her.........she slapped me round the face ;/

^^ Pictures or it didn't happen

£160 worth of stuff from FP? Super Geek

£320 worth of stuff ;-) Was a sixteen pack of KidRobot Dunny's. Not geeky!

Two cases of these for £32 quid. Kaboom.

think I would automatically tell them without thinking too hard about it. something recently happened a bit like that, someone gave me change for a £20 instead of a £10, I gave it back to them.
I confess I'm feeling nervous having just reused some unmarked postage stamps. worrying about what if it's picked up on and the parcel goes to the recipient with a big red sticker and penalty charge...
damn I would make a useless crook!

some peeps just aint got what it takes

I dated Chewbaccas niece.

Just cost myself £18 by putting the wrong cable into my Exposure battery charger... fucker just 'blew up'.

I blame my girlfriend for moving all the cables the ther day and throwing them into a box mixing them up... I mean I can't say it's my fault can i?

I confess that when Jacque Rogge invited the youth of the world to Rio in 4 years time I got angry and then depressed 'cos that's no longer me.

Young, vibrant, world at their feet bastards.

i blagged a ticket to last night of athletics, 6 rows from edge and cost me donuts!

I've worked out a course of vitamins to cancel out the detrimental effects of my long term alcohol abuse.

Hangovers are greatly reduced, The Fear is numbed and I feel a lot more chipper.

So rather than cutting down on my booze I've started popping pills to cope.

I can't decide if I'm genius or just fucking tragic.

I dated Chewbaccas niece.

Oral sex must of been a nightmare...

I've worked out a course of vitamins to cancel out the detrimental effects of my long term alcohol abuse.

Hangovers are greatly reduced, The Fear is numbed and I feel a lot more chipper.

So rather than cutting down on my booze I've started popping pills to cope.

I can't decide if I'm genius or just fucking tragic.

details please

details please

Vitamin Coke?

So rather than cutting down on my booze I've started popping pills to cope.

I can't decide if I'm genius or just fucking tragic.

£320 worth of stuff ;-) Was a sixteen pack of KidRobot Dunny's. Not geeky!

Two cases of these for £32 quid. Kaboom.
Forgive my ignorance but what do you do with those?

Pretend that they're 'collectable' and try and convince yourself you haven't just been mugged off.

i blagged a ticket to last night of athletics, 6 rows from edge and cost me donuts!

That's not a confession, that's a blatant gloat.

Well done though, good work!

£320 worth of stuff ;-) Was a sixteen pack of KidRobot Dunny's. Not geeky!

Two cases of these for £32 quid. Kaboom.

Pretend that they're 'collectable' and try and convince yourself you haven't just been mugged off.

I see. For a moment there I thought young Jake had gone all girly metrosexual on us.

Lucifer - a book I read had a character in it who had a carefully worked out routine of diluted ethanol and vitamin B supplements to keep her permanently drunk but discreetly and with minimal hangovers etc. I've always wondered whether it works.

Not having read many books I should remember what it's called... The Woman and the Ape, maybe? Maybe not. I remember quite a lot of the story though.

Details please, I dislike my near constant hangover, but do love the beer.

^^ That sounds plausible. http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Woman-And-Ape-Panther/dp/1860463681 Worth a read?

I see. For a moment there I thought young Jake had gone all girly metrosexual on us.

What are they?

I have since sold all of my 'collectable toys' as I realised how ridiculous they were...that and I was sitting on a gold mine of vinyl plastic.

ive done codeine pills the last 2 nights and im on the doll =0)

Be a while before you are ready to go back on the throne then.