Magpie: you stupid fat moggy, you're so slow you couldn't catch a cold!
Wolfie: Come down here and say that, bird-brain.
Magpie: No chance, bagpuss, you smell like a pigeon, and you look worse.
Wolfie: Want some of my new fresh tuna? Mmm, lovely, tasty, tuna...
Translation:
Magpie: you stupid fat moggy, you're so slow you couldn't catch a cold!
Wolfie: Come down here and say that, bird-brain.
Magpie: No chance, bagpuss, you smell like a pigeon, and you look worse.
Wolfie: Want some of my new fresh tuna? Mmm, lovely, tasty, tuna...