Is 'a good veggie sausage' an oxymoron?

Risking getting mocked mercilessly here, but I've got alcohol free beer in the fridge- in fact mentioning it here has made me go and get one.

Slightly different I acknowledge, but the similarity is that despite having given up on what many would see as the point of beer, I still enjoy it.

My brother drinks that all the time. I've never tried it.