Is it time to start calling out bad cyclists?

That's amost like referring to the footway as a pavement, or entirely conflating the two, no?

It's like a thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

What kind of a place would have a thousand spoons and no knives?

Smack-den.

An yoghurt tasting competition?

Soup kitchen?

How would you butter the bread?

Credit card

Fucking lol!