Illness, Injury and Medical Advice from the Internet

I went to the doctor, told him what was wrong with me and he said "You've got hypochondria". I thought, oh no, not that as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbN1bFtNNo4#t=03m55s

Oh, sorry, I forgot to attribute that joke to Tim Vine. Apparently the Conscience Of The Media disapproves.

Just seen this.The relevance of the video wasn't the title ('prince of thieves') as some sort of vague claim that you hadn't given proper attribution to your joke. Rather it was the Costner line about courage and offering his arm up to be chopped off - i.e. referencing the OP of this thread.Tart.