What to do if your bike is stolen

this is barely worth replying to.

• how do you connect the switch to the battery
  
• how do you stop the battery shorting instantly
  
• seats aren't electrically conductive, in general
  
• nor are handlebars assuming they're wrapped
  
• will a thief wearing rubber-soled shoes even notice
  
• when an innocent pacemaker-wearing cyclist locks near you and brushes against your bike, how do you feel then.
  
  

etc

But you're far too late! I've already done it! Left my bike unlocked in front of the library. Watched two would be thieves from across the street. The first one that touched my bike, didn't quite believe that he had been shocked. He therefore, looked very queerily at me bike and touched it again! He quickly walked away! LOL