What to do if your bike is stolen

this is barely worth replying to.

• how do you connect the switch to the battery
  
• how do you stop the battery shorting instantly
  
• seats aren't electrically conductive, in general
  
• nor are handlebars assuming they're wrapped
  
• will a thief wearing rubber-soled shoes even notice
  
• when an innocent pacemaker-wearing cyclist locks near you and brushes against your bike, how do you feel then.
  
  

etc