London 2012 Olympics

Shuang Guo had nobody to hug or thank as she came away with a bronze in the Sprint. No emotions? What's going on there?

Hoy, Levy, Meares and Pendleton all cried their eyes out to compensate.

But she did look pretty miserable on the sprint podium considering she's the only track cyclist to come away from these games with three medals.

Hah, the Chinese camp ain't exactly a bundle of laughs, they do have a mechanic who's more smiley but Shuang and Daniel Morelon are the most terrifyingly deadpan people I've ever met.