Spotted...

Had the misfortune of having the chump with the megaphone follow me up Cheapside this morning. He may be a complete bell end but he did at least manage to clear the road of what are usually the most inexpert pedestrians in London. He also lost points for wearing one of the floppy fishing hat things in a Union Jack pattern which only Mancunians and fans of Ocean Colour Scene considered acceptable in the 90s.

Not this fuckhead again. I cant wait to see him again. I have no idea what im going to say or do but it will be epic