Spotted...

Had the misfortune of having the chump with the megaphone follow me up Cheapside this morning. He may be a complete bell end but he did at least manage to clear the road of what are usually the most inexpert pedestrians in London. He also lost points for wearing one of the floppy fishing hat things in a Union Jack pattern which only Mancunians and fans of Ocean Colour Scene considered acceptable in the 90s.
Saw him when I left work yesterday again. Hes a fucking idiot and would have heard me call him that if he wasnt using that stupid megaphone