Why are Aussies so Awesome?

For heavens sake. For years we had to endure the Aussies wiping the boards with us and enjoying it. Australia used to come fourth in the medal table with horrifying frequency for such a small and far away country, half of whose population have migrated to London anyway. We came back in Bejing and now have reversed the usual shape of things. Let us have our one moment in the sun.

We didn't enjoy it so much as expect it.

It worked well. You like 'doing your best' and we like 'winning'. Now you've gone and fucked it all up. Bat and ball >>>>>>>>