Hip Hop Skid Bikes / Hipster Sleds / HHSB

I know its probably heresy, but I really don't like those carbon Gan Well frames, total turn off.

they're ugly, and i don't give a flying one whether thats heresy.

Bulging tubes are a travesty. Ruin that, and the Colnago (?) that has them also. Absolutely unacceptable.

cervelo is lovely, is that t1?
t3 is ugly

Yet to see an ugly T1 build, my friend Vinny has an amazing one.

EDIT: well I googled it and then I found THIS so I guess there are ugly builds around.