Furry's fat and long bikes

With all that metalwork in the way it does look like it would be perfectly safe to sit a kid on it without worry but kids will always find a way to mess up even the best laid plans. Have you considered replacing the child?

He is at a genetic disadvantage.

I can't believe that no one has suggested getting Scoble over to give your 6 year old some cycle training

Hes fully booked at the DJ school of swearing.