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  • A sneeze is 1/10th of an orgasm. A yawn must be 1/100th. Line enough up and you get a little nudge on.

    Perhaps everything we do is a percentage of an orgasm.

    A bit like that fairground game with the hammer - you hit the big button hard enough and you ring the bell.

    Everything we do gives us a little bit of pleasure; eating, drinking, taking a dump, reading. It all registers on the scale, all the way up to the bell ringing.
    Perhaps if you can get the right combination of mundane things together in the right order you can spontaneously cum.

    Tea and toast + big poo + head massage + snapping fingers + mega yawn = spectacular spontaneous orgasm.

    I'll try it out and get back to you.

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