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The urban fox is probably too lazy to go for live chickens in a half decent run. There's probably a KFC in a bin that's an easier hit. I live out of London so have enough space now but in a suburban area; our neigbours haven't seen a fox in 35 years. Obviously this does not mean they aren't around somewhere.

In the real countryside, the fox is hungrier, fitter, smarter, dedicated to the cause. In the end, it will get in.

Urban foxes carry knives.

They will bare fuck chickens up, blud.