Remember kids... always wear a helmet. (The almighty bikeradar helmet thread)

^^^ wraps self in bubble wrap

suffocates

Remember kids... Bubble wrap is not a toy. Never wrap yourself in it and, ooo, I don't know, roll down a massive hill or throw yourself down a flight of stairs just for shits and giggles.

It's a dangerous world out there - let's take it one careful step at a time.