Daily Fail

We got our first medal, courtesy of cyclist Lizzie Armitstead. What an utter darling. According to commentators, she had ‘fresh legs in good shape’, which she used to batter heroically through a torrential rainstorm, only to come second to** some bitch from Holland**.

Fucking hell, I know she has form and this is all part of her evil witch act but FFS, that's probably one of the best all-round cyclists currently racing she's referring to there.

Though I don't know what I was expecting from an article titled "What has happened to Sharon Davies' face" tbh.