2012 Olympic Road Race

Cooke >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Marijn de Vries, Dutch female pro cyclist commenting the race via twitter just tweeted "POOLEY! Eats a moped for breakfast every morning!"

Love it!

Cooke's fooked

not looking much like his nickname now, but gotta feel for the guy, out of the time trial for Cancellara?

He lost massive amounts of ManPoints for that tearful display. You're only allowed to cry tears of joy when you win, not if you take a bit of bark off.

shit, come on Nicole, catch up love!

Marianne Vos is the boss!

This is much more interesting than the race yesterday

c'mon hippy quit commenting on old news there's a race going on

Marianne Vos is the boss!

Oh I see, Chelsea fan one minute, Dutch the next....

Plastic >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

@spokesmen "Pooley wants to push this on now and cause a proper split " #cyclingporncommentary

This is much more interesting than the race yesterday

Triple pea

@spokesmen "Pooley wants to push this on now and cause a proper split " #cyclingporncommentary

Hahahaha!

I think Hugh Porter just did a custard cream burp mid commentary...

c'mon hippy quit commenting on old news there's a race going on

This ^

Cooke is nearly back on the end of the group - good ride.

Triple pea

Up yer bracket

That Russian was useless.

Up yer bracket

Hinge and Bracket?

Oh I see, Chelsea fan one minute, Dutch the next....

Plastic >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

Pick your alliances the way they suit you best

She's got nothing on van Moorsel Though.

#uberplastic

'Emma Pooley is full of riding today'

#porncommentary

Even though he's clearly in pain the first thing I noticed were those legs. Just look at them! Damn, he's not even pushing it and every fibre of those muscles is alive.

Not the boobs and facial expression of the woman in the background then?

Cavendish just tweeted:

Can't understand how me saying yesterday that we couldn't have done any more, but I feel other teams could have is "blaming" other nations.

#scoblism

Down!

They should take tyre advice from Scoble.

They'd be too slow to change..

'Chase me'

*Duncan Norvelle