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  • My manager says I can make an Olympics themed shop display if I can think of something that won't get the company fined thousands of pounds. Fuck yeah! Anyone already had a brainwaves they want to suggest before I put my thinking hat on?

    A bike shop in East Sheen has coloured Olympic rings made from bike wheels hanging n the window. I'm surprised the brand police haven't knobbled them yet.

    How about an elegant ribbon of sweetie wrappers in olympic colours, with a chocolate-soiled mannequin breaking the ribbon as if winning the Type 2 Diabetic Coma Sprint?

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