Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Grim. Even the paint is trying to escape from that disaster.

For some reason my phone won't let me link the pictures...

http://fixedgeargallery.com/2012/july/6/AlexZybin/AlexZybin.htm

Maybe someone else can, because it deserves an embed.

For some reason my phone won't let me link the pictures...

It's not your phone, it's your brain :-)

"B&W Parlee Z1 650c. One of the most customized bikes ever built at Signature Cycles. Nearly every piece is custom painted half black half white, including the 650c Lighweight Standard carbon wheels (one of four sets in existence)."

more pics here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/pandaface/sets/72157629927237541/with/7125238343/

wtf did I just see?
midget? rack? top levers? look quartz pedals?

Wow i could never make something that bad even if it was the quest of my life.

Even for a touring rig its horrible.

I'd commute the fuck out of that. I think it looks ace.

^^ I'd commute the fuck out of that. I think it looks ace.

lol sorry man post the fuji on wrong thread

post the fuji on wrong thread

Damn right you did!

I was talking about the double spok. I think it's ace.

Pretty awful bed covers alright. Tesco value. Runnin' the same myself.

https://default.secure.media.ipcdigital.co.uk/11141%7C000007e44%7Ceac8_Bradley-Wiggins-UKSI-Olympic-bike.jpg

such a strange bike.

that cockpit!
https://default.secure.media.ipcdigital.co.uk/11141%7C000007e4b%7C9747_UKSI-GB-bike-front-end.jpg

I imaging it as a quill stem/handlebar and sniggering to myself.

Functional Bikes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7tq8hrsWE1qep9rto1_1280.jpg

^Really? Silver stem, stickered wheels and grey chain ring are not the best, but that my friend, is in the wrong thread.

Really?

^Really? Silver stem, stickered wheels and grey chain ring are not the best, but that my friend, is in the wrong thread.

Really?

yes really
and it is in the thread it belongs to

Wrong. There are so many bikes that are much worse than that. Admittedly the wheels don't really work in that colour, although they are the colour I'm looking for to finish my build.

Stick sugino 75 cranks on it and replace the zoncolan too and I would be happy to own that.

Also, it is a black stem, it just has a silver clamp. Probably a Deda Pista stem.

it's now way anti; panty, but not anti, i would ride it, but then i would ride a rolling doughnut...................

here is another picture of the bike and now tell me its not anti http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7tflodxlK1qep9rto1_1280.jpg its dosnoventas definition of a "low pro" frame

It's a beautiful bike, I'd happily walk the shit out of that round shoreditch!