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  • The man like cake with a crumpled cycle (brompton actually but it's not as alliterative) outside his place of employment last night.

    coming up to clapham north, from behind saw someone who just looked like a knackered courier, crawling home slowly after a long days riding in the sun so I gave a wide berth and slowly crept past. then I heard an oi/hey type shout, turn round and it's only bloody skullychops.

    sorry I couldn't hang around, was definitely the weather for a pootle and a chat but I had a 5-year olds birthday party to attend and I was running late. srs business i'm sure you'll agree.

    then I spotted about 20 million idiots clambering to see the torch in tooting, stepping out into the road and generally being a danger to themselves, everyone else around them and in some remote way even shipping i'm sure.

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