What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

looks chav more than hipster

Give it two more years and an early Donnay/Umbro chav will be retro/vintage. You'll be all tucking your tracksuit bottoms in socks and ironically listening to Lady Sovereign.

i do that

Although Wiggins is clearly king of the mods, I have suspicions about his son...look at the shirt buttoned all the way to the top, and the beige slacks!

Are you suggesting that Xander's the real father?

Nah, the kids too tall for that to be possible

A spotter/xander lovechild?

You are suggesting that one of them is Wiggo's wife?

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Hipster TM

How anyone can ride wearing a hat like that is beyond me. I tried once and it flew off after 2 minutes in the middle of a junction and nearly got run over. He must have hipster magic.

magnets

^^You care too much about your hair. You need it moderately tight.

and a lot of mirror work

It's not very aero

It's a fitted cap, you can't adjust them to be tighter for cycling then loose for hanging out, it has no adjusty strap. Me care about my hair? Pfft!

The flexfit caps seem to be the best for staying on. Maybe you have a strange head shape

The flexfit caps are the best

ftfy

I just have a tiny head.

Presumably you mean what was with it being hip six years ago? I know that's leaving a fake hipster glasses shaped open goal for you to aim at...but I can't believe you've failed to notice that since then the nauseating renaissance of "nu-folk", cupcakes, cardigans, beards, vintage dresses with cute little collars, mumford and hipstagram; every other suspect corporation or peddler of gadgets, debt, obesity or pollution under the sun has been queuing up to play the gondry-esque sweet, kooky, home made "we're just like you" card in an endless deluge of vomit inducing faux naive adverts every single fucking single one of which signifies it's intent with a fucking ukulele.

BOOM - especially mobile phone ads. That weak insipid whispy sound.

Nora Hird

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Hipster TM

Too fat and too bold to be hipster. I'm taking from experience.
Sorz, Mlasian.

Bitches Ain't Shit ukulele cover - Ben folds cover of Dr. Dre/Snoop Dogg - YouTube

The placement of those pockets might actually be useful while on a bike.
The overall look, however, would get you shot around here.

Id wear the shit out of those.

Actually shaped like my legs, and wont get stuck in the chain.

How anyone can ride wearing a hat like that is beyond me. I tried once and it flew off after 2 minutes in the middle of a junction and nearly got run over. He must have hipster magic.

So you've never seen a helmet blown off?

I wear caps/hats all the time, when cycling. Only twice has one come off and both times it was pretty windy. You learn to keep your head down and/or pull the cap tight.

Buttoning shirts all the way up without a button-down collar/tucked into trousers = FAIL

Why would anyone wear a baseball cap?