Male Cyclist needed for TV- Tour de France

so carrera now makes carbon bikes?

not sure what the issue is with this guy - why are ppl hating on this guy?

not sure what the issue is with this guy - why are ppl hating on this guy?

Because he is a cunt who will never win wimbledon because he's not good enough.

Who? The no name cyclist whos now an ad for Halfrauds?

He's a prick. End of.

did you see any of his segways ?
arsecrackers

I found him quite endearing towards the end

so carrera now makes carbon bikes?

Have been for donkeys.

http://www.carrera-podium.it/

RPM.

Jelly of Francis smashing it up by the river.

I found him quite endearing towards the end

I went from hatred, to dislike, to mild annoyance, to indifference.
The skyride ads then became the sole tormentor of my tolerance.

RPM.

Jelly of Francis smashing it up by the river.

He smashed it down as well. Up and down, smashing it.

Fucking piece of shit.

You feel honoured. Admit it.

still don't know why they'd want to show him doing a number 2 in the bath.

he'll begin his slow descent into drug addiction and alcoholism very soon
now his 5 mins of fame has gone what's left for him ?
he's reached the highs, now all thats left is the slow inexorable slide into the depths of dispair

Francis is a real man. Present him with scrawny legs of frog - he declares them 'lovely'. That's a real man talking. He could hold his bike aloft like The Hulk saving a damsel from being crushed underneath a car. Real man strength. Cramp on a mountain? He rode through the pain. We should consider these attributes.

You feel honoured. Admit it.

You're right.
It's such an honour to be able to breathe the same air as the "pro riders".

Anyway, gotta rush. I'm off to have "a nice bit of frogs' legs"

he'll begin his slow descent into drug addiction and alcoholism very soon
now his 5 mins of fame has gone what's left for him ?
he's reached the highs, now all thats left is the slow inexorable slide into the depths of dispair

Another 10 minutes.

Celebrity dancing on Ice or maybe a trip to the jungle with PJ & Duncan.

no i've never had frogs legs, it's just the way i walk

BOOM BOOM

anyone hear anything back?

nope

Dan Francis > DJ

Oh my aching sides.

He annoyed me in they ad breaks but the full video I thought he was alright.
The crying part was a bit much tho

he's reached the highs, now all thats left is the slow inexorable slide into the depths of dispair

Yeah man he is going to smash it the fuck up and down the acmes and nadirs of LIFE!

Dan Francis > DJ

Oh my aching sides.
Tour de James would have no doubt broken the ITV4 bleep machine.