What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Presumably you mean what was with it being hip six years ago? I know that's leaving a fake hipster glasses shaped open goal for you to aim at...but I can't believe you've failed to notice that since then the nauseating renaissance of "nu-folk", cupcakes, cardigans, beards, vintage dresses with cute little collars, mumford and hipstagram; every other suspect corporation or peddler of gadgets, debt, obesity or pollution under the sun has been queuing up to play the gondry-esque sweet, kooky, home made "we're just like you" card in an endless deluge of vomit inducing faux naive adverts every single fucking single one of which signifies it's intent with a fucking ukulele.

The 'Uke' is the instrument of runts.

You'd have to be a complete helmet to own/play one.

the lele is marketed differently to a different demography of cunts

I always had Dooks as a uke playa.
And who was selling one on the forum? Wanna swap for a Polaroid land camera and unused Ralph Lauren boat shoes (size 11)?