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    Impress your friends and prospective sexual conquests with a bike formerly owned by the winner of the 2012 London to Brighton HHSB Slide pink cap of radness (me).

    £290
    or
    £260 with a kinda scruffy brown Regal instead of the Fizik

    Cash on collection, viewing etc Camden Road or East Beers. Not trying to post it but I'll deliver myself if you pay for my train fare/plane ticket to Indonesia/whatever. Can deliver to Brighton for free. Dibs if you want but please PM soon after.

    58 c-t, 56 c-c seat tube
    56 c-c top tube
    The frame is not an Alan. I like to think it was just owned by a guy named Alan. Apparently it's a Cougar but I don't know for sure. If your name is Alan I'll knock £5 off the price.

    It's not any special tubing (AFAIK) and it's a bit heavy but it's bombproof and also quite stiff. Comes pre-ratted, or if you want to be negative the paint has a fair few chips (I think none right down to the metal) and the decals are messy. But negativity is for losers and if you're thinking of buying this you're already a WINNER.

    Remember: you are a winner.

    165 Stronglight cranks/49t Stronglight chainring/Stronglight BB
    Genetic cages/Genetic straps/not Genetic pedals
    DID ECO chain
    Varno rear wheel w/ Quando hub/18t cog (can give you a 16 or 19 instead)/don't know but very beefy lockring
    Generic front wheel - the hub was blue but I Sharpied it
    Regular Gatorskin on the rear, Conti Ultra Sport on front, neither very worn
    Fizik Arione VS saddle/random seatpost which is actually too small but it's never seemed to matter and a mechanic said it's fine innit
    42cm Deda bars/100mm stem, 26mm clamp
    Condor levers/brake
    Campagnolo headset

    If you'd rather install brakeless I have some different drops or Nitto risers and 80, 90 or 110 mm stems, and a front wheel to match the rear.

    Comes with cool free Japanese poetry on one chainstay and cunt sticker on seatpost, a combination of sensitivity and vulgarity guaranteed* to make you more desirable to all sexes. Or I can take them off.

    Thanks for reading. Sorry I write so much shit. Buy my bike.

    *not guaranteed

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