Impress your friends and prospective sexual conquests with a bike formerly owned by the winner of the 2012 London to Brighton HHSB Slide pink cap of radness (me).
£290
or £260 with a kinda scruffy brown Regal instead of the Fizik
Cash on collection, viewing etc Camden Road or East Beers. Not trying to post it but I'll deliver myself if you pay for my train fare/plane ticket to Indonesia/whatever. Can deliver to Brighton for free. Dibs if you want but please PM soon after.
58 c-t, 56 c-c seat tube
56 c-c top tube
The frame is not an Alan. I like to think it was just owned by a guy named Alan. Apparently it's a Cougar but I don't know for sure. If your name is Alan I'll knock £5 off the price.
It's not any special tubing (AFAIK) and it's a bit heavy but it's bombproof and also quite stiff. Comes pre-ratted, or if you want to be negative the paint has a fair few chips (I think none right down to the metal) and the decals are messy. But negativity is for losers and if you're thinking of buying this you're already a WINNER.
Remember: you are a winner.
165 Stronglight cranks/49t Stronglight chainring/Stronglight BB
Genetic cages/Genetic straps/not Genetic pedals
DID ECO chain
Varno rear wheel w/ Quando hub/18t cog (can give you a 16 or 19 instead)/don't know but very beefy lockring
Generic front wheel - the hub was blue but I Sharpied it
Regular Gatorskin on the rear, Conti Ultra Sport on front, neither very worn
Fizik Arione VS saddle/random seatpost which is actually too small but it's never seemed to matter and a mechanic said it's fine innit
42cm Deda bars/100mm stem, 26mm clamp
Condor levers/brake
Campagnolo headset
If you'd rather install brakeless I have some different drops or Nitto risers and 80, 90 or 110 mm stems, and a front wheel to match the rear.
Comes with cool free Japanese poetry on one chainstay and cunt sticker on seatpost, a combination of sensitivity and vulgarity guaranteed* to make you more desirable to all sexes. Or I can take them off.
Thanks for reading. Sorry I write so much shit. Buy my bike.
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Impress your friends and prospective sexual conquests with a bike formerly owned by the winner of the 2012 London to Brighton HHSB Slide pink cap of radness (me).
£290
or
£260 with a kinda scruffy brown Regal instead of the Fizik
Cash on collection, viewing etc Camden Road or East Beers. Not trying to post it but I'll deliver myself if you pay for my train fare/plane ticket to Indonesia/whatever. Can deliver to Brighton for free. Dibs if you want but please PM soon after.
58 c-t, 56 c-c seat tube
56 c-c top tube
The frame is not an Alan. I like to think it was just owned by a guy named Alan. Apparently it's a Cougar but I don't know for sure. If your name is Alan I'll knock £5 off the price.
It's not any special tubing (AFAIK) and it's a bit heavy but it's bombproof and also quite stiff. Comes pre-ratted, or if you want to be negative the paint has a fair few chips (I think none right down to the metal) and the decals are messy. But negativity is for losers and if you're thinking of buying this you're already a WINNER.
Remember: you are a winner.
165 Stronglight cranks/49t Stronglight chainring/Stronglight BB
Genetic cages/Genetic straps/not Genetic pedals
DID ECO chain
Varno rear wheel w/ Quando hub/18t cog (can give you a 16 or 19 instead)/don't know but very beefy lockring
Generic front wheel - the hub was blue but I Sharpied it
Regular Gatorskin on the rear, Conti Ultra Sport on front, neither very worn
Fizik Arione VS saddle/random seatpost which is actually too small but it's never seemed to matter and a mechanic said it's fine innit
42cm Deda bars/100mm stem, 26mm clamp
Condor levers/brake
Campagnolo headset
If you'd rather install brakeless I have some different drops or Nitto risers and 80, 90 or 110 mm stems, and a front wheel to match the rear.
Comes with cool free Japanese poetry on one chainstay and cunt sticker on seatpost, a combination of sensitivity and vulgarity guaranteed* to make you more desirable to all sexes. Or I can take them off.
Thanks for reading. Sorry I write so much shit. Buy my bike.
*not guaranteed