Nursery for New Members

I've posted TWICE now as a total n00b and NONE of you bastards has even called me a cunt. WTF have I done wrong? Do I have to start again with the fucking nursery? Cunts.
3 normal posts in another thread. one troll post in here. no ones going to call you a cunt, a twatfacedmegawanker perhaps but a cunt? heaven forfend