Does anyone elses other half ask questions about the TDF as they sit down to watch the 7pm highlights?? I tell seem to tell her the same things every night. I don't know if she subconsciously chooses not to listen or what. Its really annoying now. Bless her.
Just make stuff up. Golden opportunity, innit. "That guy there is Napoleon's great great grandson. He's the only guy in the peloton who is riding with a carbon fibre prosthetic hand. He's not allowed to drink champagne if he wins anything because it'll dissolve the crabon hand as the alcohol moves through his bloodstream"
Just make stuff up. Golden opportunity, innit. "That guy there is Napoleon's great great grandson. He's the only guy in the peloton who is riding with a carbon fibre prosthetic hand. He's not allowed to drink champagne if he wins anything because it'll dissolve the crabon hand as the alcohol moves through his bloodstream"