Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

^not anti, it's more aero.

Well my thinking is right, wings are like, well aerodynamic so that birds can do really good flying, and grenades are obviously pretty aero or you wouldn't be able to throw them very well, combine the two and you've got yourself a bonafide speed machine.

oh I see it now. Stars are also really aero cause they are in space and there is no air there so they must go well fast too.

With all that aeroness, isn't there a danger that it will accelerate up to 0.9c?

well that does sound like a nasty situation. I think we should contact the seller suggesting a total recall, just in case.

More mismatching than anti IMHO.

Unless you count the bamboo being anti.

I fully appreciate the workmanship behind it, I just find the execution of the build aesthetically displeasing

Unless you count the bamboo being anti.

I do, as everyone should. There are no good bamboo bikes.

oh I see it now. Stars are also really aero cause they are in space and there is no air there so they must go well fast too.

Holy fuck! I hadn't even thought of that! Net level aero!

i know my brooklyn wasn't the prettiest but......

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Brooklyn-Machine-Works-Gangsta-Track-Bike-50-Complete-/330762897315?pt=UK_Bikes_GL&hash=item4d030147a3

just wow.

zing!
third time here.
from 3 independent sources.
guess lfgss agrees on that one, pure anti.

Bet that brooklyn handles real nice

Sssshhh... I secretly kind of like it. It's just TOO absurd to hate.

that quick release mirror is like something out of pimp my ride. In fact the whole thing looks like the product of that show.

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Fuck me, looks like something 'scoble would build

Don't talk shit it's not got a basket or a crate strapped to the front.lol

^that'd be Von, a courier with a predilection for working on flash tt bikes.

He bought the time machine with the cash from settling a case against a less than scrupulous former employer, he's one of the few people to stand up and actually do something when shat on rather than wingeing down the pub.

Awesome bloke, and after 20 years as a working courier well entitled to run around town on whatever he feels like.

was he the guy who used to ride the oldish GT time trial bike ?
seen him around a lot, the GT used to have quite a few accesories too !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajmI1P3r1w4

^that'd be Von, a courier with a predilection for working on flash tt bikes.

He bought the time machine with the cash from settling a case against a less than scrupulous former employer, he's one of the few people to stand up and actually do something when shat on rather than wingeing down the pub.

Awesome bloke, and after 20 years as a working courier well entitled to run around town on whatever he feels like.

right, yeah i know von, met him on the search for my first ever alley cat just before the forum opened for business, when all the couriers used to drink fridays nights round the corner from condor, met him down that dark alley, he met me with the words hey cannondale

hopefully he'll not take offence to my post above ^^ about his bike !

Joe. WAC.

Now, I love a good double spok as much as the next man, but not like this :(

Nasty.Looks like a raleigh vektar-only worse.