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  • This morning I get a text and an email telling me that the Royal Mail will deliver my remaining Paralympics tickets

    I wait in, making myself late for work. The postman arrives, posts my letters but does not ring the doorbell or leave an "I can't be arsed to do my job" card.

    Now I just got an email and a text telling me they tried but failed to deliver the tickets.

    NO YOU DIDN'T, YOU LYING FUCKIING CUNTS.

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